Category: Joke Board
(can so relate to some of these!)
1. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
2. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
3. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
4. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
5. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
6. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
7. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
8. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
9. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
10. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
11. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
12. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
13. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
14. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
15. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
16. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
17. People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
18. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
19. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
20. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
21. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
You put two socks in the laundry and get one back.
Laughing.
These made me laugh.
did you know they make a misspeller's dictionary? One of my teachers in highschool introduced me to it, asking me to misspell a word on purpose, just to see if it would be there. I misspelled sizzle as cizzle... and it was there!
I'm in agreement with the second poster, the sock thing drives me crazy.
Well, I attach them together, so now at least if I lose I lose a pair.
Laughing.
the sock thing. ughghgh!
1. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
I don't wear sunglasses so I don't have that problem.
2. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
This never happens to me and I have a dog so if they tried, they would hit her first. HA!
3. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
I am the one who makes this happen. lol. I live in an apartment with a dozen floors, I sometimes like to be childish and press all the buttons before I get off.
4. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
Don't drive but it happens when I am walking up a drive way to get to a store or business. It doesn't bother me though.
5. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
I have a nice can opener that cuts from the side. I never have this issue and the lid can be reused as a lid. It ceals well and everything.
6. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
I grew up with dozens of dogs at once. I don't hear them anymore.
7. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
I am OCD and try very hard to get it back in and make it happen 80% of the time.
8. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
lol, no car or bike.
9. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
I hated this happening but I got my iPhone now.
10. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
Love my electric ice maker!
11. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
Don't think this has happened. I throw things away.
12. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
I am usually the pedestrian.
13. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
Yep and ouch. Got to thank the dentist for those fillings.
14. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
Done it. ugh!
15. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
They never do! And by the time I get an app for it, the song is over. I have started to just record it with my camra then try to figure it out.
16. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
yep. and out of my apartment.
17. People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
Sometimes.
18. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
nope.
19. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
yes. and those horrible times when siri can't seem to tell you the spelling for the right word either and you learn how to spell everything else and end up looking up all kinds of business and web links!
20. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
Every time. People can't manage to get over the looks of a blind person walking around the store by themselves shopping on their own. LOL. But it does come in handy when I do need them to price check something.
21. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
It's right there too.
You put two socks in the laundry and get one back.
I use a fish net bag with a zipper to wash my socks and other unseen items. I never loose anything since.
I also use those attatch plastic things too.
misspeller's dictionary? that's neat. I need a finetic dictionary.
My spelling has improved a lot though.
Guess she's trying to tell us she's well adjusted and never has a "mad momument"
Can somebody spell that please?
Laughing.
Oh, and BTW, easier to spell them all three words, Siri will tell you what songs playing now. Justask him or her.
Grin.
My problem, is Siri thinks I say "PM," when I ssay A M. She thinks the reverse, too.
And, they forgot that it's driving me mad, when Siri, or your speech-to-text device, can't understand what you say, no matter how clear you are. Everyone I know says: "Oh. No biggie. Sarah's trying to text again."
Hahaha!
lol! haha! I text with Siri but guess what? it always comes out as trash. :d haha!
1. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
I don't use glasses so no.
2. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. Nope, not really.
3. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. Lol, sometimes.
4. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. Well, don't drive. Go on the public transportation.
5. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. Hasn't happened because we have an awesome can opener.
6. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. Yeah, when I'm crossing the school streets to practice my crossing.
7. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. Yup. Hard because I don't remember how things were in the box.
8. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. No car.
9. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. No, doesn't happen.
10. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. Hasn't happened. Besides, we have the fridge that spits the ice cubes in the cup.
11. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. nope
12. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. I'm the pedestrian usually.
13. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces). No
14. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. Yeah, happened only once. Ughgh.
15. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
It doesn't and it makes me mad! so, I look it up on youtube and figure it out from a person.
16. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. Yup. any cream, even losion! I can't get out of anywhere if my hands are slippery.
17. People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
yeah.
18. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
nope
19. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
yeah, and I have to ask siri! but then, sometimes siri is a bitch! Grrr
20. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
Well, it's sometimes happens because people aren't usually used to seeing a blind person picking out her own stuff. but it helps to know what the price is by someone.
21. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
lol, hahaha! happens with me when I think my phone isn't in my hand. then I'm like, why am I looking around, it's in my hand! :d
1. You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
Yeah that's annoying, but the string that binds cheep shoes together drives me even more bat shit crazy.
2. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
Only if it's done more than once.
3. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
yep
4. There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
A lack of easily visible addresses for those who are driving for me is far more irritating.
5. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
Nah, I've also got one of those cool side openers.
6. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
Ug, in my old house, it was like living in a kennel. There were 4 dogs to my west, 2 to my east, and 2 behind me. They were little yappy ankle bighters that barked if a mouse farted.
7. You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
Yeah, this does kinda drive me nuts; my OCD kicks in.
8. Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
No but it does piss me off when I'm blowing up a raft or something and that happens.
9. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
This would be yet another reason why I listen to music via apps now. lol
10. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
I haven't used ice trays since 1987. lol
11. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
I have a 12-year-old son. A tissue in his pockets is the least of my worries.
12. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
Gives me a chance to show off my colorful vocabulary.
13. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
Thank God for emalgum fillings.
14. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
Dont jinx me, please.
15. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
Nothing identifies songs any more other than visually on a screen. That does suck.
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16. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
And, you leave a nice surprise for the next sucker who tries the door. hehehe
17. People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
Must be nice to have sight. lol
18. Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
No but my sun glasses do slide down my nose.
19. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
I never did understand the purpose of that. lol
20. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
It's hard enough to find one sales person these days, much less 5.
21. You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
Not so much my pen but if anybody looked through my call history and saw just how many times I call my iPhone from the land line in order to find it, I'd be embarrassed.
Laughing.
hahhaa I can relate with a lot of those. especially the lotion one. I had just finished washing my hands, putting on my lotion like usual, then my kid starts screaming her head off. Me, all panicked because I'm two rooms away, tries to open the door in a hurry. it doesn't open obviously, so I keep trying until my brain comes up with the idea to use my shirt... man, hate when I panic.
but loved this list. I used to get so frustrated about remembering which pants went with which wunzie, or leggings with dress, you get it. so everytime my little girl dirties up an outfit, it goes in a tiny netted bag I bought, have tons of them btw, and just tie it up to throw into the dirty basket.
I can as well, and Wayne, yes to yours too!
The sock thing is so annoying!